Sunday, January 13, 2013

Childish resolutions

2013's New Year's resolutions, inspired by my two and a half-year-old daughter:
1. Hide in more cupboards
2. Have a lie-down wherever and whenever you feel the need
3. Watch the same film on repeat for an entire month until you know every line off by heart
4. Order more food than you need, turn it into a vast mush, then say you're not hungry
5. Treat everyone as your best friend
6. If in doubt, pretend to be a robot

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