tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44259500737149190892024-02-20T08:16:44.140-08:00Kentish DadMarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02980691598023592975noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4425950073714919089.post-58136431306241918382013-01-13T15:22:00.000-08:002013-01-13T15:35:17.467-08:00Childish resolutions2013's New Year's resolutions, inspired by my two and a half-year-old daughter:<br>
1. Hide in more cupboards<br>
2. Have a lie-down wherever and whenever you feel the need<br>
3. Watch the same film on repeat for an entire month until you know every line off by heart<br>
4. Order more food than you need, turn it into a vast mush, then say you're not hungry<br>
5. Treat everyone as your best friend<br>
6. If in doubt, pretend to be a robot<br>
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